The Quickie Chronicles - Delivered

I'm in trouble, again...

Being stuck in the place between your ex and your next is no good.  Your ex is still sniffing around your ass.  You give in to temptation a few times, wake up regretting the shit.  Unneeded complications for when you finally move on.

Now the place between your ex fuck buddy and your next...whatever is even worse.  One, what does the end of a fuck buddy "relationship" look like?  Two, what if your potential next knows said ex fuck buddy?  And finally, what if you're confused about what this potential next wants from you; and, do you have to disclose all said information?

This sounds more like a Misfits post...

Anyway.  Here's the issue.  There's this guy.  I like him.  We're cool.  Been on a few dates.  Played around.  (No sex, though)  Talk each other to sleep on the phone EVERY night.

My ex fuck buddy flirts with the outskirts of his social circle.  But we haven't done anything in months....

Til today.

I'm trying to lose weight for the summer, so I'm walking the mile to work to add some cardio in my life.  Today, I'm casually walking when a UPS truck pulls up besides me and blows its horn.  Enter ex buddy, looking sexy as the fuck in doo doo brown.

"I know you heard me blow my horn, girl."

"You know I don't respond to horns Derrick." I say giggling.  The first time we met, he nearly broke the horn off his car blowing it so hard.  I wouldn't turn around for shit.  I mean, I hoped no one was having an accident or anything, but don't blow for me.

"It's been a minute since I saw you.  You still look good, Rose."  Does this mean I haven't lost any weight?  I put my head down and blush a little as I thank him for his compliment.  I glance at my watch, then up the street.  I gotta move my ass, I thought.   "Where you heading?"

"Work."

"You still work at the same place?"  I nod.   "I have a delivery not too far from there.  I can take you.  Hop on."

So y'all know there is really no passenger side right?  I sit on the floor by the entrance to the back of the truck.  We try to continue our small talk but between the noise of the truck and the packages shifting around I can't hear shit.  We make it to the site of the delivery.  He gets out the truck, walks to the back, and opens the back door and gets the boxes.

"Keep an eye out, I'm gonna leave the back open."  I nod as he walks away.

He's gone for a few minutes and it's getting pretty hot in this truck.  I mean it's parked in direct sunlight and all.  By the time he makes it back, I've removed my shoes, jacket, stockings, and have my dress hiked up too my ass.   He looks at me for a long time before he hops in the back of the truck and closes it from the inside.  He stalks up to me.  I feel like prey.  I try to scoot back to his chair, but he grabs my legs and pulls me to him.  He kneels down in front of me, I prop myself up on my elbows.  He leans over and starts kissing me, my thighs slide apart as I kiss back.

"Please tell me you have a condom somewhere in this truck," I manage to say between kisses.  He pulls a whole box of Magnums from under his seat.  I fall back on the floor, hitting my head kinda hard, and laughing.  He smacks my ass to make me stop.  I sit up and start undoing his pants.  Then I say fuck it and go for the shirt too.  I wanted to see if that 6 pack was still there.

And it was.  I began to trace the indentations of his muscles with my tongue.  Getting tired of feeling lost in the maze, I bring my attention, and tongue lower.  I began teasing the tip of his penis and lap up every bit of precum that has leaked out.  I take a condom out the box, open the wrapper and slip it in my mouth.  Then I slid it onto his dick using only my lips and tongue.  When I'm done, I just look up at him.  His mouth is wide open and his eyes look like they're about to pop out of his head.  Guess I never did that to him before.

He grabs my left thigh and flips me over.  I growl as I land and find my feline pose.  He enters me from behind and thrust wildly and I reciprocate every thrust thrown my way.  My bobby pins clatter to the ground as he grabs my bun and pulls.  I arch my back violently and feel the truck rock beneath me.  I turn around to see his face as I throw it back.  His eyes are closed, one hand in my hair, the other casually smacking my ass.  Covered in sweat.  I collapse beneath him.

Clearly not finished with me, he flips my lifeless body back over.  I just lay there, hair wild, staring up at him.  He lifts each of my legs and places one on each shoulder.  He slides back into my wetness and starts the motions all over again.  It isn't very long at all before my legs began to thrash about his neck and I became putty beneath him, again.

With my legs wrapped around his waist, he sat me on the highest stack of boxes and went back to work.  He knew I was in one of my cycles and that orgasms would roll out of me like conveyor belts at a factory.  I bit him softly on the shoulder.  He pulled my hair, pulling my head back, looked me in my eyes and kissed me deeply.  I felt sorry for whoever was getting that top box because it was covered with....me.

Banging on the wall of the truck, I welcomed my third and fourth orgasm before he finally joined me somewhere over the rainbow...

I made it to work, finally, 20 minutes late.  I received a text message shortly after asking when our next session would been.  I simply replied soon.

Here comes trouble...

The Quickie Chronicles - 27 Lives

Last night was supposed to be a quiet evening at home. How High was on BET, that Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco Box didn't owe me nothing, and my couch was the most comfortable it had been in days. I was really settled for the night, until I received a text from my cousin. He informed me of a "wonderful opportunity" that was brewing. [Translation: "Man, they got these 5 heauxs here from out of town, and they bout that life!] Not one to pass up some "opportunity," I threw on some clothes and headed downtown.

*Due to time restrictions, we will fast forward this story a little bit.*

Immediately after walking into Krazy Korner, Danielle, the shot girl, approached Gina and I to purchase a shot. At $3 a pop, I didn't see the harm in buying two shots. However, Danielle put both test tubes into her mouth, and poured them directly into Gina's mouth. Gina, who had apparently never experienced something like that before, now focused her drunken attention on Danielle, and decided to show her how much she enjoyed her shots. Without warning, she began twerking for Jesus / shaking for the Savior on Danielle. As the bumping and grinding continued, Danielle whispered to me, "She's really turning me on right now...." As Gina clung to her hips, Danielle turned around, climbed on top of the bar, and started kissing the bartender, Jasmine. It was at this point that I made a decision. Since a cat has 9 lives, and there were 3 girls....I was definitely interested in the 27 lives at my disposal.

*Due to time restrictions, we will fast forward this story a little bit more.*

Still within plain view of everyone, iPhones recording, and with Gina now seated on the bar, Danielle and I put our hands together, moved Gina's panties to the side, and began fingering her in unison. Danielle used her fingers to ring the doorbell, while my fingers knocked on the door. With the all the attention we were getting, Danielle was extremely turned on now, and began rubbing "me" through my jeans. With the foreplay reaching its breaking point, Danielle said, "Look, I'm trying to fu*k both of y'all. Can we just do this?"

She pulled Gina down from on top of the bar, grabbed her by the hand, said something to Jasmine, and motioned me to follow her. We wound up taking a back stairwell to the second floor of the club, where Danielle opened the door to the break room. She led us inside, closed the door, and it went down.

Danielle pushed Gina onto the sofa, pulled down her panties, and began to suck her clit. With Danielle now face down, ass up, I took advantage of the situation. I pulled her tights down, and began to eat her from the back. Calling it a buffet line would be gross, but there was a lot of eating going on. Circles, squares, triangles, octagons, I was giving Danielle some of my best work. The deeper my tongue went into Danielle, the harder she kissed Gina's lips. After about 3min at the buffet table, Gina lost her first life, and shortly after, Danielle lost a life, too. Gina, who was upset that I didn't get a chance to cum, switched places with Danielle, and began to suck the life out of me.

With me leaning against the arm of the couch, and with Gina resting her elbows against the arm rest, Danielle crawled up behind Gina, and used her double tongue ring to tickle Gina's asshole. As Gina bobbed back and forth on my dick, Danielle licked every inch of Gina's asshole her tongue could reach. As the sucking, spitting, and licking continued, I couldn't help but wonder if the feeling in my toes would ever return [Yes, the head was so good, that I started losing feeling in my feet.]. Just as I was about to cum, Gina growled from her belly, as Danielle had just stolen another life from her. Soon after, I filled Gina's mouth with joy, and we prepared for another round of whatever.

What we did next is still somewhat of a mystery to me, but I'll try my best to describe it. Gina instructed Danielle to lay face down, ass up on the couch. As Danielle laid down, Gina climbed on the couch, and also laid face down, ass up, but she made sure her tongue was close enough to Danielle's juice box. Once in position, I got behind Gina and slid in. As I began to pump and push inside of Gina, her tongue rubbed back and forth against Danielle's clit. The moans and groans from that break room were animalistic. Danielle couldn't see anything but the sofa cushions, and yelled and screamed in excitement and passion [lives 3-6 were lost]. Speaking of passion, I found myself scratching, smacking, and grabbing every inch of Gina I could while inside of her. Gina's orgasmic screams [lives 7 & 8 were lost] were muffled by Danielle's soundproof vaginal walls, which only made me dig in deeper. Feeling the heat rise within my shaft, I started banging inside of Gina as hard as I could lives [9 & 10 were lost], until I came, covering her lower back and ass with fu*k frosting. I sat back and watched as Gina continued to tongue-fu*k Danielle, until Danielle collapsed from the stress [lives 11-13 were lost].

With Danielle out for the count, and Gina swollen and sleepy, she and I decided to just get dressed and dip. After finding out that the rest of the group was eating pizza at Jester's across the street, Gina and I slowly walked over to meet them. She and I joked about how this was the best Spring Break she'd ever had, and how she couldn't wait to come back to New Orleans. Meh, I was just mad that I didn't make it to 27 lives....

The Quickie Chronicles - W.A.R.

This will contain a quickie, I promise, but back story is so necessary.


This isn't what I wanted out of life.

We met our junior year of college.  I must admit I'd always been attracted to him but with both of us bouncing in and out of relationships the sibling label was quickly attached.  With every break up, there was a pizza and movie pity party.  We lit candles, talked shit, ate til we were about to explode, drank until we were dizzy, and fell asleep in each others arms.

Imagine my excitement when I found out we were moving on to start our adult lives in the same city.  It was like things never changed, except for the fact that we had to pay bills.  We lived together, made our meals together, went to work together.  We were practically twins conjoined at the hip.  Of course, as time passed, we found boos or became otherwise romantically involved.  Never quite finding the one, always reverting back to our pity parties.

Until one day Lex came home with a ring.  It was nearing the end of our two year lease and we were still trying to figure out what to do.  I was hoping we would keep our living situation the same as my current boyfriend was pressuring me to move in with him and I just wasn't ready.  Lex came home all excited and showed me the ring.  He'd decided he was going to move in with is current girlfriend, Tanya, and propose to her on their anniversary.  They'd be going together almost the entire time we lived together, off and on like a motherfucker.  I'd heard all the dirty stories about her and didn't care for her being that close to my Lex, but I actually liked her as a person.

Moving on.  We moved our separate ways.  And I was actually enjoying living with my boyfriend.  So much so, when his lease was over we started looking into homes to purchase.  We were starting a family.

At my baby shower, Lex and I got to spend some time alone.  I'd run away from the crowd to rest and he came to keep me company.  We joked about me being best girl at his wedding.  I told him there was no way in hell.  Laying in the bed, holding hands, I felt like that was the way I wanted to spend eternity.  I shared my thoughts with Lex and freaked him out.

"Why would you wait til you're 8 months pregnant with another man's child, and I'm 6 months from my wedding to say some shit like that?"  I didn't think he'd take me seriously.  Hell, I didn't even think he'd react at all.  Before I could even formulate a response, his lips were on mine.  The rest is unfortunate history.

My son is two now.  Lex is his godfather.  He's been married for almost a year and a half.  I married my sons father a few months after his birth.   I've been creeping with Lex since my baby shower.  I don't know how we've managed to keep this a secret.  We send each other smutty comic strips, our love stories to each other.  The most recent one being the title of this chronicle.

A couple meets in a park for a picnic.  They find the tree that provides the most shade, and is the most secluded.  They eat their meal, share their jokes, find precious, intimate moments to steal kisses.  The boyfriend keeps asking the girlfriend if she's ready for W.A.R.  Being oblivious to the fact he's made some shit up, she tells him how she'll stand by his side no matter what, fight with him, honor him until she takes her last breath.  He admires how admirable she is, how dedicated she is to him.  He lifts her off the ground and presses her back against the tree.  Her legs wrap around his waist as they kiss each other passionately.  He lifts her dress and moves her panties aside as he enters her swiftly.  She claws at his back and reaches for tree limbs as he continues to thrust in and out of her.  After they both climax, he keeps her legs around his waist, and allows himself to go limp inside of her.

 "Now, that's some W.A.R. lovin", he says breathlessly.  She looks at him confused.  He just looks at her and chuckles as he says,  "without a rubber."

You cannot imagine how I died laughing after I read this.  I hide it at the bottom of my old costume chest where I hide the rest of my secrets.  I look down at my growing belly and I hope I can keep this one as well...

The Quickie Chronicles - A Hypothetical Response

Round 1:

if you were to show up in your truck
the story would go a little differently
i'd never put my seat belt on.
i'd come up close to you
undo your pants
slip your dick out over the top of you boxers
stroke you with my hands a few times, teasing you
take my time licking your tip as i continue to stroke you with my hand
i'd let my spit run all down your dick and my hands
sloppy head is the only kind of head to give, right ?
i'd continue taking more and more of you in my mouth
pacing myself
teasing you
but making sure not to hurt my jaws
i'd get to the point where i wouldn't need my hands
just my mouth on your dick
going up and down
tongue swirling all around as i'm moving
faster. slower
harder. softer.
until you cum
i anticipate every drop
i suck it up as it comes out

Round 2:

this gets trickier
and if you crash this car and we die...
so you're hard...still
and i've worked myself up quite a bit giving you head
i not soaking wet, but wet enough to start
so i get in your lap.
ease down on your dick
bent over. under the steering wheel
holding on to the floor mats for balance
i bounce up and down on your dick to warm myself up
get wetter
before becoming more aggressive with my thrusts
i come down harder and faster as i begin to tease you from the inside
squeezing my muscle down on you
making it tighter and tighter as i continue to thrust away
i put my legs up on the seat on either side of you
so that my ass jiggles more as i ride
you smack my ass
i laugh and almost stop
asking if that's all you have
you pull over and stop the car
grab me by the hair at the nape of my neck and pull me up
you take control of the thrusts
smacking my ass harder and harder each time
i yelp and grab on to the steering wheel
every thrust causes my tits to hit the horn
i start trying to run away from you
you grab my hips tight and force yourself into me over and over
harder and harder
i lose control of my legs
they start shaking around you
i lose all control of myself and become limp
you sling my across the seat
throwing my legs over my head
you stroke me slowly as my legs shake around your neck
you look in my eyes with a twinkle of victory
before pulling out and cumming all over my tits

Round 3:

I'm trying to figure out how you're still hard.

you must be some version of super nigga or something.

you sit up in your seat

dick still out

and start to put your seat belt on.

i can barely feel my legs.

but i'm not quitting until you go limp.

i grip the base of your dick like a popsicle and begin to lick all my juices off

i look up at you as i do it

your eyes roll in the back of your head when i take all of you in my mouth

while you're not paying attention

i throw my legs over your shoulders

you get the message

i feel your fingers open my lips and your tongue on my clit

it flickers about starting a small fire in me

i struggle to keep my rhythm as you lick and slurp and plunge in and out of my goodness

i feel your dick tense up in my mouth

i know what's coming

i wanna meet you there

at the same damn time

simultaneous orgasm

the end.

The Quickie Chronicles - Hypothetically Speaking

Let's say I did stop over in my huge truck with tinted Windows and took you for a ride....
I drive around. U unhook your seat belt. Unzip my Jeans.....
Pull it out. Look me in the eye. I say " you gon just stare it" then you suck it as I take the scenic route
I park
Put u in the bed of the truck bend u over on your hands and knees
But I don't Fuck u....yet
I rub your pussy lips with my dick till you are so wet its dripping all over my truck.
Then I press your face down and thrust In hard
Over and over
Then I pull out and eat u out from behind
Till u nut all on my face

The Quickie Chronicles - Y'all Asked For It...

This is the part 2 to Tulane Ave...


I'm kinky. I know this. And this woman liked just how kinky I could be.

"I heard you could be violent."

"What?" I asked surprised, looking over my shoulder to make sure my girl didn't hear. She was my girl's pretty, thick friend Sabrina. I usually go for the athletic type but something about her made me wanna slide my dick inside her. "Girl are you crazy?!" I asked.

"No, I keep hearing Mya go on and on about how you kidnapped her. I wanna see what it's like."

Aww shit, I thought. Mya was standing in the kitchen giggling. She emerged with a glasses of wine, one for me and one for our guest.

"Babe think about out it, we know Brina already. And She and I panned it out. "

"Oh really", I say as my eyes stay glued to my flat screen.

"Brina has been tested, she's clean." I'm not raw dogging this bitch, I thought.

"Ok", I muttered. Mya cooed in my ear, "please babe it will be fun." Silence. "Sure", I say after a few minutes. "Tomorrow night 10pm Tulane and S Dupre."

I pull up right infront of U haul. I watch Sabrina and Mya walk up the street dressed like school girls. My dick gets rock hard. I creep up behind them slowly in my new hummer. "Hello girls. Y'all need a ride?" I ask trying to sound overly corny. "I don't bite." I smile big. They giggle.

"Oh no, we can't accept a ride from a stranger." Mya says and giggles. I do a little more coaxing and they hop in. I began to drive and make a U.

"Babe what are you doing? Our apartment is in Mid city?!"
"You asked for this", I growled. I pull up in front an abandoned house I'm renovating. I flash my 45 at them. "Get out", I say sternly.

They don't move. I grab Sabrina by her hair and I press the Cold steel against Mya's face.

"Get out the fucking car or your friend will meet her maker." They panic. Sabrina gets out. I hold onto Mya and press the gun in her side. Sabrina watches wide eyed from the porch.

"Open the door bitch or I will make good on my promise", I say low and ominous to Sabrina. She obliges.

The house is derelict. There's an old mattress on the floor and a rickety old Lazy boy next to it. I fling Mya on the mattress. Tears are streaming down her face.

“Babe“, she yelps. I press the gun against her cheek.
“Shut up bitch. You wanted this“, I hiss. I point the gun at Sabrina, “take off your fucking clothes.” I keep one hand on Mya pinning her to the mattress. I let Mya go keeping my eyes on Sabrina. This woman is fine my dick gets hard all over again. I make my way to the lazy boy and I sit down.

“Go to the mattress and kneel down“, I command. Mya rises up. “Skinny bitch. You get naked too“, I say. They do as they're told.

“Now fuck each other.“ They stare at each other. I fire a shot. “Hoes, I said fuck.“ They begin to kiss. Sabrina's fucked a woman before. My girl, I can tell this was new to her. Sabrina took Mya's c cups into her mouth as she plunged two fingers in her pussy. I pulled my dick out and stroked it as I watched Sabrina pleasure Mya.

“Lay down.“ I point the gun at Sabrina. “Skinny bitch lick her pussy.“ Mya plunges her tongue inside Sabrina. She moans with pleasure and comes in Mya's mouth. I stand up. I stick my 45 against the back of Mya's head.

“Get up.“ I handcuff her to the radiator. Sabrina is on her knees looking up at me. I grab her head. “Suck my dick“, I say coldly. She takes me into her mouth. She's better than Mya, I thought. I can't take it. I cum in her mouth. She swallows it.

“Bitch, now I have to punish you I wasn't ready to cum.“ I bind her hands and feet with duct tape. I tape her mouth. I roll her onto her stomach. I stroke my Johnson until he's hard again. I strap up, pin her down and slide my stick in her anus. She tries to scream. “Shut up bitch“, I manage to say. I wrap her hair around my hands. I pound slowly she moans.

“Bitch, you're enjoying this? This is a fucking punishment I yell.“ I get faster and harder. She's crying now. I cum. I fall on top of her. I roll her off the mattress and onto a blanket. I turn my attention to Mya.
“It's your turn“, I growl. I take her cuffs a loose. I throw her on the mattress and wrap my hands around her neck. I bite her cheek hard, she winces. “You're in pain good“, I hiss. I enter her. She exhales. Deep hard pounds. I quicken, she cries out. I go as hard and as fast as I can. She cannot escape my hands are still around her neck. “Don't move“, I yell. I pull out and cum on her face. I turn and look at Sabrina still bound. I stand up and say...

“Y'all asked for this... “