Jason--
James knows that I have been in a slump, so he to invited one of his neighbors to tonight's Dinner Party. He'd told me that shorty is bad, but I know that he could be exaggerating. The last girl he tried to hook me up with looked like she chewed batteries for fun, and her vagina smelled like kung-pao shrimp. I think he owes me one. Either way, I'm Gucci. I brought my own bottle of wine, and have been drinking from it since I parked my car. Oh, I think she just knocked, let me chill in the kitchen for now.
DDDDDDDDDDDaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ooooh, Lawd. Forgive me for all the dirty thoughts that just ran through my head about this woman. I don't even know her name, but that's not a requirement for exchanging bodily fluids. Oh shit, James is about to introduce us [Flex on the Devil]...
Me: "Hi, I'm Jason. It's a pleasure to meet you."
Aishah: "If you only knew. The pleasure is all mine."
Well this is going to be a great night after all. I think that James came through for me on this one. The way her skinny jeans are hugging her hips lets me know that what lies beneath is dangerous. The way her jewelry is sitting on her chest has me thirsty. Got milk? As she sits down, I notice that she has a tattoo. I find tattoos sooooo sexy, and this girl is on point right now. Damn, I don't know the words on the bottom of her heels say, but they're screaming "Eff me!", and I think I'll follow those instructions tonight. I need to stop staring at her, but the Lord already knows what's on my mind. I'll just try and chill, and just get at her before the night is over.
She's almost finished with her wine, so I motion to her, letting her know that I can get her a refill. As I grab her glass and walk towards the counter, I notice that she jumps up and opens the fridge......but in a very kinky kind of way, takes out the strawberries she brought to the party. I take a quick glance at her ass, 8 times, but she catches me on the 9th. With this liquor in my system, I have no control over my eyes. Knowing that she's caught me, she just smiles and says, "I seen you checking on it....Do you like what you see?" I smoothly respond, "Hell, yes. Everything is just fine." She reaches in to feed me a strawberry. I'm about to put in work!! I bite the strawberry, and make sure to lick her fingers. Yeah, I learned that from Brandon [S/O to B]. Enough of this....
I lean in and lick her lips, then continue by kissing her. Damn she tastes good. Awww shit. Here we go. I cup her ass, and grab the back of her neck. I'm trying to win the award for "Best Kiss" tonight.....and the nominee for "Best Supporting Actor" is pressing up against my zipper. I know the gang is literally 7ft away, but I'm about to get it poppin in this kitchen. I pick her up, put her on her counter and begin exploring her neck. Hmmmm....I found her spot, as she moans in my ear. I tell her, "Damn....you smell do good," as I make a mental note to find out what she's wearing. She put her hand down my shirt, so I know it's about to go down.
Wait...I think everyone is staring at us now.....yep they are. James says something, but the only one of my senses working right now is my penis. I know my penis isn't a sense, but don't judge me. I'm horny, she's hot, and I'm just trying to get me. I adjust myself, and open another bottle of wine. I'm done drinking, but I sure could eat someone, I mean something. Aishah says something, but I told y'all my sense aren't working. I just grab her by the waist, and kiss her again. It's almost 10pm now, so I know Brandon's about to make his announcement. I promise that this dude is too old for a curfew, but it's the exit that I need tonight.
Time: 10pm. Yep, right on time. Time to GTFOH and get into Aishah. I high-five James, as to say, "Thanks, dude. My penis and I are grateful for the opportunity to get wet tonight." Aishah lives next door, so I already know where the after-party is. I walk down the stairs, and turn towards her house. This time, there will be nobody to stop us....
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