I don't even remember what I said in the last one of these....
I'll keep this one short and sweet.
5 Things You Should Know About Your Balls...
- Do not wear them to use the bathroom. Push and them heauxs start to slide out. Now this can be an excellent exercise, push the out then suck them back in.... but it just feels so strange. I wouldn't suggest it.
- Now if your balls happen to have the inner ball, please be careful how you move. Riding around in a vehicle on the bumpy ass streets of New Orleans will have your vagina lit up like a bonfire and wetter than the Mississippi. If you have no plans of getting any, do NOT do this.
- I already have crazy sex dreams. Wearing this balls to sleep seems to intensify that. I had sex with like 5 people the last time. They just kept morphing into the next person. It was worse that watching the Power Rangers.
- I don't think I could ever talk about sex toy maintenance enough. Clean them bitches. Soap and warm water. Dry them well and store them in a place where they can air dry all the way. If you want mildew in your snatch that's on you...
- Be aware of the strengthening of you muscles because of the balls. If yours are tethered together, like mine, but them in and apply pressure to the string hanging out. Kinda have a tug of war with your vagine. Thank me later.
Short and sweet. I'll let you know if I learn anything different. I do believe it's almost time for me to get a smaller set of balls. Oh the debauchery...
Misfit. Out.
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