The Quickie Chronicles - Decisions (pt.1)

Movie Night. Preferably after 10pm. Usually on a Thursday evening. Eat dinner before. Have to wear sweatpants and chucks. Have to be comfortable. Bring phone charger. Condoms. Probably two or three. Tell Facebook I'm going to bed. Not. Bring alcohol. Nothing too strong. "Partly Cloudy." Pre-game. Show up tipsy. Speak to her roommates. Wink at the sexy one. High five the ugly one. Pretend to understand the Vietnamese one. Movie choice? Scary? Comedy? Anything with Madea in it? House Party! Meh. Doesn't matter. Will probably fall asleep on it. In it. Eat it. Done.

I shot the deuces at my cousin, grabbed my keys, and walked out the door. Before I even got down the stairs, I basically knew what the night held in store for me. When I arrived at WCA #612, I sent Bianca a text to open the door. I didn't want to disturb her roommates, nor did I want to have another awkward conversation with Joan. It's like I understand every other word that she says, but she insists on asking me questions. When Bianca opened the door, I gave her a gentle hug, and then started the greeting process. A wink at Ashlee, high-five for Jasmine, and a few nods and an occasional smile at Joan With Bianca leading the way, I followed her into her bedroom.

Jurassic Park....we watched Jurassic Park. Yes, with all the dinosaurs and white people . As she pressed play on the DVD player remote, I sat down in the chair by her desk. This is the essential gentleman move. Show that you respect her, and when she invites you to join her under the blanket, invade her personal space. Anyway, I accepted her invitation, and moved to the bed. Everything was going great, until I heard Jasmine growling along with the movie from the hallway. I had a decision to make, and I went for it. I told Bianca that we should see if Jasmine wanted to watch the movie as well, hoping that it would earn me a few brownie points. Bianca let out that "Awwww. He's a really sweet guy!" sigh, and told Jasmine to join us.

As the movie progressed, and the liquor kicked in, Bianca got more comfortable, and started nibbling on my earlobe. I guess she didn't care that Jasmine was in the room with us, and frankly, I didn't either. Her nibbling on my earlobe turned into kissing and sucking on my neck, which really turned me on. By this point, Jasmine realized what was going on, and stood up to leave the room. "Wait!" Bianca shouted. "You should stay, Jasmine. Stay."

Bianca pushed the blanket onto the floor, revealing the lump in my sweatpants. Then, she motioned for Jasmine to sit on the bed with us. With the dinosaurs roaring in the background, both Jasmine and Bianca reached their hands inside of my sweats. Having 16 fingers and 4 thumbs on my extension felt so weird...but I liked it. I was left with another decision to make. Which one do I eat out first?

.........to be continued