Working all summer at Six Flags was probably the most fun I've ever had at work. Literally, I got paid to push a few buttons, walk around the park, and to flirt with the guests. However, the highlight of my work day had to be testing the rides before the park opened. Yeah, I got stuck a few times, but it was worth it. I'd ride the roller coasters twice, drive the bumper cars in reverse, and even test out the Sponge Bob ride.....hmmmm
The Sponge Bob ride was a digital simulation ride, which I didn't particularly care for. What I did care for was "Brittany," the freak that was usually working the control panel. I'd sneak in there sometimes while she worked, just to escape the heat, and to flirt with her a little. She'd joke around and tell me that if I was shorter, she'd date me. I wasn't looking for a girlfriend, but I was interested in what she was hiding under her khaki shorts.
One Saturday morning, it was raining really hard, so instead of testing the coasters, I just chilled with "Brittany" before the park opened. As she was running through the ride cycles, I walked up behind her to look into the monitor. She leaned back, and pushed her ass up against me. With a few gyrations of her hips, the zipper on my standard issue khakis was being pushed to it's limits. "Brittany" turned around, looked at my erection and said, "You're too tall to date, but just the right height to suck." She restarted the ride cycle, and it was on.
"Brittany" unzipped my pants, and pulled out my dick. She began to twist and rub my dick, as I untucked my shirt. She then got on her knees, and started kissing my pride. "Oooh, this is thick like Squidward's nose.", as she gave me more tongue and cheek. I wanted to laugh, but I didn't want it to get any more awkward than it was......
As I put my hands on the back of her head for leverage, I realized that she was giving me brain to the beat of the Sponge Bob theme song!!! Talk about awkward, but kinda kinky. The 4th time sounded like this:
"Ooohhhh. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Slurp, slurp, suck, spit. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. Suck, suck, deep throat. His nautical nonsense be something you wish. Bob, suck, lick, spit. Then drop on the deck and plop like a fish. Deep throat, nibble, lick (ready!?!). Suck, stroke, suck, spit. Deep throat, suck, pop. Bob, gag, spit, lick. Suck, slurp, swalowww!!!"
I ain't shit, but don't judge me.
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