Confession: I haven't had an orgasm since Feb. 21, 2007.
Let me explain.
My freshman year, there was a group of speakers that came in to talk about one thing, the female orgasm. At that point, I'd never had one, so I was intrigued. They taught us about every type of female orgasm, where they come from, how to have them...
And then came the chart. And while this isn't the exact one, this will help with my story.
Now the image they showed us had a flat line for female on the plateau. We all know an orgasm is about build it up. From a hint of a feeling to a tingle to a pulse to a throb to a wave to a tsunami... and finally, AHHHHHHHH *in my angelic voice*.
I get stuck on that tsunami. And while that may be fun, bitch I wanna reach my happy ending too!
How do I know that that isn't really an orgasm? Because I know every book should have an ending, and because I had one before, a few...
After having my first orgasm, I learned I could cum again, quickly. I rolled through about 3 of them things, consecutively. Blew my mind, blew his mind. I lived blissfully for a series of 6 months.
Then, NOTHING.
Now, I've never been able to get myself there. EVER. But now, seems no one else can either. I hit that plateau and the hopes of a real orgasm teases me. I may convulse, I may moan (and I am not a moaner), but I don't, as my Honduran friends say, finish.
I don't know what this bullshit is. I don't know how I can fix it. But if you're willing to help, please call (504) 400-63...... *dropped call*
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